The Sox are going to lose this weekend. Even if they win, they lose. Unless they win. Which they will. Team of Destiny! [Mouthpiece Sports]

Then again, no one loses until Derek Jeter loses. Because he’s so AWESOME!!! Almost as awesome as Gordon Beckham. No, actually, WAY AWESOMER , says the #1 fan of the #2 Man Gene W. of Wheaton, president forever and ever of the Derek Jeter fanclub. Yay Derek! Baseball! [Mouthpiece Sports]