The Curious Case of the Curious Case of

It’s a curious sporting world out there, full of curious people doing curious things curiously in such a way that one’s curiosity might curiously infer such people’s curious cases. To wit:

And so on, et cetera, ad infinitum, lest anyone erroneously think we’d overlook those curiosity-piquing cases of Anquan Boldin, Jonathan Papelbon, Shaun Livingston, The Philly Meatbag Who Takes His Movie Dialogue Very Seriously, or Plaxico Burress vs. Marvin Harrison.

So we implore you, what can one do when curiosity ends – when so much in these sporting times becomes curious we in fact forget how to maintain such curiositative bewonderment towards these behavioral curios? Proclaim a certain death, obviously, demanding this Review of Sporting Events Pertinent to the White-Stockinged Baseball Club install moratorium upon such phrase (and all in vain hope others follow suit).

Ah, but such agony there fails to exist another way, some other means to acknowledge the work of a great film-man turning highly-revered literary work into widely-beloved moving pictures featuring the renowned stage player of our time as needed for the chronicles contained in these inter-pages. . . stay tuned, dear readers. Our curious days are but blinks of a celestial eye and our cases mere drops in an ocean of story.