Stop Stealing T-Shirts, Chad

How bad is the Wrigleyville crowd? Bad enough that they’re bringing in extra security. . . at a clothing store:

Candidate must be: at least six feet tall (***we are looking for a big man***) , be able to handle and turn away drunk Chicago Cubs fans in a strong yet peaceful manner, well spoken , able to stand alert for six hours , accountable , dependable, well mannered , on – time (tardiness will not be tolerated) , able to follow orders , etc…

Stay classy, Lakeview.

WRIGLEYVILLE STORE SEEKING LARGE BOUNCER FOR CUBS GAME DAYS [Craigslist]