Maybe Ozzie Guillen’s forgotten the name and the address of everyone he’s ever known, but that’s nothing compared to thinking Jose Contreras and Bartolo Colon were ready for battle. [Mouthpiece Sports]

And hey, you know how I know Jake Peavy is awesome? Because he beat the Royals, that’s how. I even read that in the paper. And a real paper at that, not just some interblog drawing stupid conclusions from the sidelines. Because, you know, if you can beat the Royals, you can beat anyone. Anyone. [Mouthpiece Sports]